Riddled Chance

By Scoop on Oct 11, 2007 3:25 am

what do you git when you cross a diamond shake with a woodsy the owl??? No clue?? A spotted pig. hmmmm... or you could git the piraha lady who kept slammin on my chest at the Chance few days ago tellin me to stop grabbin myself and saying the word bitch cuz it's offensive to women over 35, but hey i wasn't the one hitting on her, she had a 12 year old son in a rugby shirt runnin around there...ummmm, squeeze me? baking powder?....or you git the loner stoner blow chick we gave a free ticket to cuz she was diggin in the garbage outside for cans to git in to the show for FREE. Rock n roll brings out the devil inside, girl. Had her own diamond shake out on the floor that night drawin attention as she backed that ass up. See this is what you git when you go to a MASLOW GIG, y'all....lights camera, and action, cuz the stories are gittin served up, and the dinner we played that night was frigin Filet Mignon and Thai Tofu with Brussel Sprouts in XL portions bigger than family style whoop ass smorgasbord...can i git a dammmn good? mmmm.....just ask the entire Marist cheer leading squad and their bf's. What??